unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray, via epic-humor)

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

(via epic-humor)

Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”.
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me.

Ragehound (via girl-violence)

(Source: ragehound, via oceanofstars)

awwww-cute:

This makes me happy, and also would make a great loading icon!

awwww-cute:

This makes me happy, and also would make a great loading icon!

(via epic-humor)

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

(Source: calins, via thats-so-meme)

the-goddamazon:

anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

Y’all alright over there, science tumblr?

(Source: hamfucker39, via epic-humor)

xombiedirge:

Dames of Throne - GoT inspired Burlesque Illustrations by Chris Wahl

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(Source: 4gifs, via thats-so-meme)